Family reunion

Yes, yes, all the BGs are at the bar, and now it's the family reunion.

Everyone's coming. Your mother, your father, your grandma, your brother, your sister, your uncle and aunt. They're all here, and some even back from the dead.

And boy, is it embarrassing for anyone who killed their parents or were abused by their parents.

All of the BGs were sitting at their tables, minding their own business, when they hear Bee, Kiwi, and KK saying, "Right this way...."

They stared as their relatives came in. Some angry, some happy. Some might even stay and become a BG.

"So this is where you hang out all day, huh?" Said a tall fox wearing all black.

"D-Dad! What are you doing here? I thought you were working today." Said Emerald.

"Nope, I'm off work." He said.

Phoebe was twiddling her thumbs, when two other women came in.

One of them looked about a year younger than Phoebe, while the other looked about two years older. The older one looked like this:

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Phoebe choked on her martini. "Piper?"

The younger one, who must have been Paige, lookedd like this:

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"Piper! Paige! What are you doing here?" Phoebe asked.

"Who knows?" Paige said sarcastically.

Then, three other people walked in.

An older woman who looked like this:

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Phoebe's eyes widened.

There was a woman like this:

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And a man like this:

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Phoebe's eyes were bugging. "Grams?" she said to the older woman. "Mom? Dad?"

Grams snorted. "Unless you have another Grams, well, duh."

Phoebe's mom(Patty), patted Grams's shoulder. "Mother, don't tease her. You are dead, after all."

"After six years, you think she'd get over the shock," Grams snorted.

Phoebe's dad, Victor, glared at her.

Phoebe shifted from foot to foot nervously. "Er, hi, Dad."

Victor yelled, "Hi? HI? YOU KILLED ME!!!!!"

Piper spoke up, "It was a group effort, actually."

A muscle in Victor's cheek twitched. "Piper . . . you were the sweetest of the girls, so good . . . how could you be evil?"

Piper rolled her eyes. "Cheer up, Dad. Don't blame yourself. I would never do something this fun for you!"

Paige walked over to Patty. "Hey, Mom!"

Patty put an arm around her youngest daughter, who had been barely one year old when she died. "Hello, Paige."

Then, another girl walked in. She looked maybe two years older than Piper, four years older than Phoebe, and five years older than Paige.

All three sisters snarled at the newcomer. "PRUE!?!?!?!?!?!?"

Prue looked like this:

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Prue's eyes widened.

((By the way, Phoebe's whole family is from one TV show, Charmed.))

Bee lawled at Phoebe's family, reminding herself that sometime she would have to watch that show.

Suddenly, a light brown paw slapped Seto's cheek. He turned to see a rather short, but lean and skinny attractive fox girl who looked a lot like Emerald, but older.

"HOW COULD YOU TELL OUR DAUGHTER TO KILL ME!?" She demanded.

"Because you're good. I don't know what ran through my head that made me go out with you, but it must have been beer." Said Seto. A group 'oooh' went through the crowd.

"How DARE you!" She huffed, turning her head to Emerald. "Emmy, sweetie, aren't you the least bit good?"

Emerald felt her father's gaze burning into her pelt, while her mother's was kind. "I regret nothing." She said boldly.

"Ahhh, I get the feeling I'm not going to enjoy this day...." Said Jason uneasily, not remembering his family.

"What makes you say that?" Said Nightmare.

Suddenly, a grey wolf walked in on two legs, wearing jeans with ripped knees, and a black t-shirt. Other than looking a little more buff and brown eyes, he looked exactly like Jason.

He walked over to Jason. "Hey BRO. Remember me?!" The replica of Jason said in a slightly angered tone.

"Uhhh.... no..." Said Jason sheepishly.

"The name's Jared. Your twin brother, the one who wasn't born with magical powers and didn't run off to let a bat kill his family!" Said the twin.

"Wh-whaaat?" Said Jason, confused. Two dark grey wolves walked in, a female and a male, behind them was Embire.

"Jason! How dare... you!" Said the female with tears in her eyes.

"I don't know what's going on..." Said Jason, very confused.

"That bat man killed us! You went off to learn from him, and didn't even pay attention to us!" Said the male in a firm angry tone.

"Well maybe if you were nice to me!" Jason blurted out, barely remembering that he hadn't liked his family.

Before anyone could say anything else, Jared socked Jason in the jaw, making Jason and his chair fall over and blood splattering across the table and Jared's fist.

Dawn gasped. She was about to go see if Jason was okay, but Missy put a hand on her shoulder. "Don't," she murmured. "I don't think Jason would appreciate you fighting his battles."

Dawn bit her lip, but remained still. She didn't like seeing Jared punch Jason, but she had to admit that Jason could take care of himself, and he probably would be embarrassed if she intervened.

Meanwhile, Phoebe, Piper, and Paige were all glaring at Prue.

"You're supposed to be DEAD!!!!!!" Phoebe screamed in pure fury.

When Jason got up, there was blood dripping from the side of his mouth. "It's not my fault." He growled. "And being like me isn't all sunshine and daisies."

"True dat." Muttered Nightmare.

"He's a keeper." Giggled Bee, wondering if she should keep Jared.

As Jason and Jared argued, a giant saber tooth tiger burst through the door.

"Who's is THAT?!" Said Jazzmin.

Dick and Ami sheepishly raised their hands as a light grey fox walked through the door after him. The only thing about the fox that harshed her beauty was a long ugly scar across her cheek. Other than that, she was quite pretty.

"Hi dad... mom..." Muttered Dick.

Phoebe, Paige, and Piper all formed a circle around Prue, blocking escape.

Prue looked like she might cry, whether from anger or grief it was unknown. "Sisters," she whispered. "It's been so long."

"I see no sister of mine," Piper said coldly, looking straight at Prue.

Prue frowned. "Piper," she scolded. "Don't be so rude."

Phoebe snarled, "Don't you dare pretend that the last three years haven't happened, Prue."

"We're not little girls any more, Prue," Paige sneered. "You know how some girls outgrow Barbies? Well, we outgrew you!"

A very tall lady walked in. She looked pale, almost transparent like a ghost. She wore a long black dress that it looked like she would trip on, but she didn't.

Under her smooth black shades, she had red eyes without pupils. Her fingernails were long, and painted black.

At first sight, her hair looks long and green, but at a second glance you see that her hair seemed to be moving blissfully with the wind.

Then you realize there isn't any wind, and it's moving by itself, and it wasn't hair, it was snakes.

Behind her were two girls that looked around twenty, even though they were much older. They were almost transparent too, and they both had bright blue eyes without pupils. One had silver hair, and the other had black hair. Even though they were both human, they both had cat ears and cat tails.

"Hey mom!" Said Razz, running over to hug the black haired girl.

"Honey, hi." Said the black haired girl cheerfully. The other girl looked around.

"Jasper!" She shouted across the room. Her eyes were locked on No One, though he was sitting with his arm barely covering his face.

To confirm she was looking for him, she ran to him and wrapped her arms around him. "Sweetie, I missed you!"

"My gosh, you girls must be more aloof." Said the snake-haired lady in a very smooth voice.

"Yes mother." Said both the girls, letting go of the bad guys.

"Mother, get out of my sight." Growled No One without commenting on being called Jasper.

Razz ignored him. "Hey Grammy!" Said Razz to the snake-haired lady.

"I told you to not call me that." She growled back. Around her, there were random murmurs.

"Is that Medusa?" "No One is related to her?" "She's famous!" "Who's Jasper?" "Grammy?" "What's with the sunglasses?"

The lady turned to see a group of bad guys chit-chatting about her.

"Yes, I'm Medusa. And I will show you why I wear these." She lowered her shades to have it rest on her nose, revealing her almost sparkling deep red eyes.

All of those who saw her eyes immediately turned to stone. "Think before you ask stupid questions." She muttered.

No One groaned. He hated his family, how terribly cheerful everyone was besides his grandmother. At times his mom and Razz's would have a sense of dignity, but most of the time they were as cheerful as ever.

He really couldn't stand his own mother. She was a wonderful mother, always interested and supporting whatever he was into.
That's the part he hated. He wanted to be left alone, always punching and kicking her whenever she came close to wanting to love him. Even when she hugged him here, her eyes were distant with the past, and her arms were covered in scars and bruises.

He hated that she still loved him. He remembered the day he couldn't take her anymore and punched too hard, and killing her. He wasn't sure how Razz's mom died, but he was sure he didn't care.

Dawg sat in the corner of the room, quite glad that all his relatives most likely wouldn't come because for one thing, his parent were prolly dead past the point of zombies, and because Bether had never made up any official family for him anyway.

Kanuki sat at the other end of Dawg's table, looking awful tense.

Unable to resist, Dawg stretched out his leg, and gave Kanuki a small poke on the knee.

Startled, Kanuki fell over off his chair, and then, realizing what had just happened, b***h-slapped Dawg, and returned to his seat.

"Well somebody's feeling thoroughly unfabulous today." Dawg teased, rubbing the side of his face.

"Shut up." Kanuki said, looking away from Dawg.

Dawg raised an eyebrow, and then he saw a mattress fall from the ceiling and onto the stage.

Bether climbed out from underneath, and then she turned around and held up the mattress, sticking her hand in and saying "Right this way, Mr. Sanjuyoshi."

Kanuki froze, and turned around to see Markus getting pulled up by Bether.

"Glad to see you heartfelt lil' bro again?" Dawg said.

Kanuki, glared at him again, and kicked him in the shins. "Shut up." He repeated.

Markus looked around, and saw Kanuki right away, making his way over to him and sitting down two chairs away from him.

There was a long, awkward silence, until Markus said: "Mom and Dad are coming in about 15 minutes."

Kanuki then went to only option left he had, which was to face/desk.

"MARKUS IS SACAJAWEA?!" Bee said in shock when she heard Bether.

Everyone around her face/palmed. Any hope for her having a live brain inside there was lost.

"Just because it starts with an S doesn't mean-" Started Ami, Dick put a hand on her shoulder.

"It's not worth it, that would be like explaining fishing to a chimney." He said.

Tanuki fell from the sky, her skin looked paler than normal. She stared straight at Kanuki.
"That's the last time I try to find things to kill in the Dark Forest." She growled to herself, actually being dead.

L-Fang nudged Nightmare with her elbow after taking a sip of her soda. "Think she'll be mad if she knew it was me that slit her neck in the forest?"

Nightmare took a sip of wine from a straw. "Probably."

Bee stopped from her rain of stupidity for a moment to greet Dawg.

"If your relatives are dead," she started as if she read his mind. "You don't have to worry, I went to the graveyard and brought everyone back to life!"

At this, L-Fang choked on her soda. "What!?" She hissed in shock. She couldn't really remember her parents.

Kiwi spluttered at Medusa. She'd been on a Greek mythology kick lately. "It's an honor!" she squealed, grabbing Medusa's hand and trying to drag her to an empty table where Kiwi could batter her with questions.

Venna skipped around. Then, several tall, cloaked figures entered the bar, their faces hidden by hoods. The cloaks were all silvery gray, except for one, which was jet black.

The jet-black-cloaked figure slowly walked over to Venna. It pushed its hood back to reveal a beautiful woman with long, curly, dark blond hair. She was snowy pale, except for her lips, which glistened and were the exact color of blood. Her eyes were dark blue, same as Venna's and Cole's.

"Hello, Vendetta," the woman said coolly.

"Greetings, Odyne," Venna replied formally, pronouncing Odyne as oh-deen.

There was a brief pause, and then Venna broke her formalities by crying, "Oh, Mum, how I've missed you!"

Odyne smiled faintly, and her teeth destroyed the beautiful picture. She didn't have fangs - it was more like each tooth was a fang; sharp, long, and pointed to a razor-sharp tip.

"Where is Belthazor?" Odyne asked, peering about.

"Over there," Venna told her dismissively, pointing toward Cole, who had been turned to stone.

Odyne sighed. "The boy truly doesn't know when to stop asking stupid questions."

Around her, all the other cloaked figures were dropping their hoods. They were all beautiful girls; the youngest looked about thirteen, the oldest maybe nineteen. Their hair tones varied - most of them were blonds of various shades, but there were a few brunettes and some of them had black hair, and there were even two redheads, who appeared to be twins. But, no matter their hair tones, they each had a pair of dark blue, brooding eyes, exact copies of the ones on Cole and Venna.

Bether loled at Bee's Sacagawea remark, and put a sock on her head.

Dawg smirked at Bee. "Yeah, but Bether never actually made any Family for me, so I'm pretty much safe--"

He couldn't finish, because suddenly a whole pack of wolves, all of different colors, came charging out from underneath the mattress and tackled Dawg.

"Ack, what--" He spluttered beneath the many wolf tongues that were licking him, but he was interrupted once more by a soft voice that Dawg hoped he wouldn't have to hear again.

"Hello again, dearest brother" It said.

Dawg pulled up his head, and to his horror, saw his older sister, who wore a navy blue cloak much like her brother's except her brooch was bronze instead of orange.

Her hair deep brown hair was messy, and it almost covered her startlingly blue eyes. She had dark skin, and was taller than her brother.

"A-Ah...... Siria" He stuttered, remembered how he "accidentally" abandoned his family when he became a vampire almost 3,000 years ago. "How, I mean...eh--"

Siria narrowed her eyes. "That's another story, love." She said with a hint of an accent, her voice though soft, quite unsettling to anyone with heavy guilt.

Erika raised her eyebrows at Dawg. "Practically my whole family is here, except for Dad, Mom, Uncle Alex, etc."

Then, a woman walked in. She was really fat, with talon-like nails of hot pink and small, beady eyes. She had frizzy black hair, which had many, MANY silver streaks in it, pulled back in a bun, and she wore spectacles, and she was wearing way too much makeup. She looked ancient, with wrinkles surrounding her eyes and mouth and nose.

Erika faltered. "Er, um . . . hi, Aunt Helen."

Aunt Helen surveyed Erika critically. "Erika. I see you haven't changed much. You're still far too skinny - is your father still starving you? - and your chin is much too small for your face. You're eyes look like bug eyes. We'll need to fix you up."

It was funny, coming from Aunt Helen, who was horribly ugly.

"Aunt Helen, you seem to be sadly misinformed. Dad never starved me. He just was never, you know, the cooking type." Erika studied her feet.

((HOW ABOUT HELEN IS SUGAR MAMA"S SISTER?!?!?!))

Siria raised an eyebrow.

"Family? You know these people Canifen?" She said to Dawg.

Dawg twitched. it'd been years since she heard his real name, he'd almost forgotten it since Suga Mama had renamed him.

He was about to respond, but then suddenly got attacked by the tongues of two of the wolves in the crowd, a gray one, and a reddish-brown one.

"Ah, Mum and Dad say hello, Fen." She said smoothly, voice still hinted with an accent.

"Hey thur, Dawg!" Miki said, coming in the door with a small ice chest in her arms.

She layed her eyes upon Siria, and then Dawg, who was still getting licked to death his parents.

Miki raised an eyebrow, and tilted her head to the side. "Eh? See'n 'nother woman Dawg?" She said calmly as if asking what he was wearing.

"Dawg? Is that their name fer you, Fen luv?" Siria said.

"GHAH, MIKI! Ah, there's an explanation--" But he was stifled once more by his parents.

"Who're ya, stranger?" Miki said.

"Ah? Me name's Siria, luv. You know me lil' brother?" She responded. (She's supposed to have a British/Irish accent, and I originally intended Miki to have a slight southern accent.)

"OH! Yer Dawg's older sister! Th'name's Miki, I'm Dawg's girlfriend." She said happily. "But ya called'im Fen just now..."

"Well I certainly dunno why ye called'im Dawg, but I know 'im by the name of Canifen. I wonder 'ow that happened..." Siria pondered for a moment. "Neverth'less, ye look like a fine thing. I was worried 'bout 'im finding a good mate."

Miki grinned. "Ah shucks, yer embarrassin' me." She said, rubbing the back of her neck.

Dawg couldn't believe his older sister and his girlfriend were getting along so well.

Bether then proceeded to putting a calendar on her head.

((YES TOTALLY KIWI!!!! 8DDD))

"I think it makes her look good." Said Dick when Erika's Aunt Helen said she was too skinny. Ami jabbed him in the ribs with her elbow, wanting him to shut up and try to think of a way to make their father not go into a rampage at the first thing he gets angry at and.... she wouldn't want to know what would happen.

Suddenly, what appeared to look like a wrinkly pale walrus without tusks and curly grey hair that was falling out and a wheelchair rolled in.

Then everyone realizes it's a human, just really, really old that had at least a mile of unused flabby skin that hung over her eyes and almost completely covered them, the only way to tell that she had eyes was the geeky round glasses in front of them.

Even though she was in a wheel chair, she had a cane for who-knows-what reason. Behind her wheeled in another very old person, who was a guy and was completely bald except for his back and chest where there was wiry grey hair sticking out of his shirt, and even at a glance you could tell it smelled like dead cat.

"Hi mommy!" Said Suga' Mama.

The older lady jabbed her with the cane. "Why ain't you dead yet!?"

"Nicsh to shee you too!" Said Suga' Mama in her granny accent.

Then a lump of oatmeal dragged itself in. Then you realize it's not oatmeal and that it's actually a dog that's completely bald on the top of it's head and in various other places, and it was dragging it's back legs as though it had injured them. It looked kind of like:

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"Shparky!" Said Suga' Mama. She turned to Dawg, ignoring him being tackled by other dogs and that his name wasn't really Dawg. "Dawg, this is Sparky. I had him when I was a sweet young thang."

Jazzmin looked up at L-Fang.

"If I ever get that old, just shoot me, I would rather be dead than that dog." She said, scratching her ear with her back leg to make sure there was still fur there.

L-Fang chuckled, then looked at Nightmare.

"Wait, where's your family?" Said L-Fang.

"I was about to ask you the same thing. And my family is already here." Said Nightmare, pointing to a large flower coming out of the ground.

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Except it was huge, like the flower part was as big as two watermelons.

"... What are you talking about? Are your parents bugs?" Said L-Fang, confused by why she would point to a flower.

Nightmare face/palmed. "You really do know nothing about me. I'm a fairy, I came from that flower when it first blossomed. Why do you think I'm so short? I grew, of course, but fairies are generally short. And I lost my wings." She explained, uncaring about telling the stories of her past.

"What? That makes no sense." Said L-Fang.

Nightmare scoffed. "Does so. I had my wings pulled when the other fairies found out I was evil, dur." She rolled her eyes.

Two wolves walked in, both of them were black, and their eyes glowed red. One had his fur puffed out and scruffy, the other was more feminine with her fur sleeked against her back. With a few blinks, both their eyes changed to having bright purple pupils. They reared onto their back legs, then slowly their bodies changed until there were two humans standing there.

The man had shaggy black hair, that looked kind of soft. It fell in front of his face. He dressed very old fashioned, like a tux and whatnot.

The woman had long black hair with bangs, her hair was down to her butt, and she wore a short black dress like:

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that except the sleeves were half the length, and she had a small black hand purse and an umbrella in each hand that matched and small black heels. Her skin was pale.

All Bee's bad guys looked at L-Fang. Well, all of the ones that weren't being attacked by family.

Dawg finally shook his family off him and stood up, only to double over and almost puke when he saw Suga Mama's family, and he got tackled by his parents again.

"Wow, it's neat to meet Dawg's sister. How long'r ya stayin?" Miki asked.

"Ah, I'm 'fraid its only fer tha day, luv." Siria responded, her accent becoming more apparent for some reason.

Miki looked crushed. "Aww, that's a real shame! I know, I'll try to convince Bether to keep you!"

Dawg looked horrified.

Bether stuck her head up from under a trap door on the stage with Rodney the Armadillo on her head at the mention of her name. "Eh?"

Meanwhile, Kanuki was sulking up a storm in his chair, since he was surrounded by Markus and Tanuki, two people he hated more than anything.

He then suddenly noticed something sitting in the chair next to Markus which hadn't been there before.

It looked like a cross between a fox and deer, with mahogany brown eyes, and it had beautiful fur made of shades of all the colors between red and yellow, and other autumnal colors.

Kanuki raised an eyebrow at it, and looked over at Markus.

"That's Hanabi. She's my demon." He said happily.

Much to Kanuki's relief, Okami finally arrived, crawled out from underneath the mattress, and rushing over to his side.

"Where have you been?" Kanuki growled at her.

"Around--" Okami said, but she stopped when she saw Hanabi. Her 13 tails lashed venomously and she narrowed her eyes.

Hanabi's eyes widened, then she smiled. "Hey big sis!" She said cheerfully.

"Sister?" Kanuki asked, slightly mindblown.

Okami ignored him, and pulled over another chair, shoving it between Markus and Kanuki and sitting in it.