Dick and Erika's Wedding

((LOL. That'd work!))

((XD "You may not punch the bride!"))

(( "I love you so much that I don't feel the need to kill you."))

Dawg stood up, and blundered over to the little boy's room. Since he was buzzed, he tripped over a few chairs along the way.

The tiger followed Dawg and picked up the chairs with his fingertips.

"When is he going to realize nobody likes him?" Emerald muttered. Ami shrugged.

Remmi ran in, "I'm sorry I'm late." he said to the room in general. "I don't know Erika or Dick, so I needed to find a gift. He held up a small neatly rapped box. It was about a foot long on all sides. He carried it over to the table with the other gifts and sat down at the bar.

Seguei came in, holding a very tiny box, only about three inches long, and half an inch tall. She set it on the table.

Ricky came in, with a very very big box. About 6 feet tall, and 3 feet wide. He came in half shark half man, so he would be strong enought to lift it, but still have hands. He pushed it over to the table, but didn't even try to put on it.

Scar came in, with paper bag. He set it on the table.

Johnny walked in, with a card in his hand. He kept it folded so no one could read it, and walked very proudly over to the gift table.

Amy came in, her gift not even rapped, it was a large bird cage with about 25 small, brown birds in it. She set it on the table.

Seguei stared. "You got them......a bunch of ugly brown birds? Why so they can hunt them?"

"You'll see!" said Amy Happily. "Just wait!"

Jason and No One walked out before the tiger could notice them going to get Dick.

Nghtmare walked in holding a very large box that was almost taller than her.

"I know what you're thinking, but no, this isn't my gift to them. I had to pick up the wedding cake." She set it down on a table.

Remmi headed over to the bar, "I'd like some beer please." he said. Not having heard Erika's warning about getting drunk.

"Alright, but for the sake of your own life, just one." said Shasta, knowing the warning. She handed him one.

He drank slowly, wonder why he couldn't get drunk.

"Erika doesn't want anyone getting drunk" said Shasta.

Remmi smiled. "A bit touchie is she?"

Shasta nodded with a chuckle.

Phoebe smirked. "But don't let Dick see Erika. You know the whole 'groom can't see bride on the day of until they're married officially' rule. We don't want Erika to, I dunno, make all our brain cells explode one by one, do we?"

"Yeah, we don't want to push her over the limit," Missy said sarccastically.

"Who are, like, the bridesmaids and stuff?" Dawn asked hesitantly. "I mean, if Erika comes back and that stuff isn't done, she might kill us all for stress relief."

Remmi sluped his beer, Massco hopped up, in his baby form. "Can I have some?" Remmi rolled his eyes, and smiled at the same time, and shoved his beer over to Masso, who drank some, hickuped, then passed out.