Who broke the vase?

"OMG???? IT'S NOT THAT REALLY EMBARRACEING PICTURE OF MY BRAIN IN IT'S PJS DOING THE HOKIE POKIE IS IT???????????? IT GOT SO MAD AT ME WHEN IT FOUND OUT I TOOK THAT PICTURE!!!!!!" yelled KK.

Everyone stared.

"No. It's the one from the holiday party." said Abi.

KK's brain fainted.

"YOU KILLED IT!!!!!!"

"Brainfart!" Abi giggled. "Anyways, back to business"

"Never mind that!" Bether said. "DAWG! Where were you five minutes ago?!"

Dawg looked over from across the room, the TV remote still in his hand.

"Right here, watching TV." He said.

Bether crossed the room to examine what Dawg was watching.

"Invader Zim, huh?" She said, raising a skeptical eyebrow.

"Yup." Dawg said.

She examined the TV carefully.

"The show started five minutes ago, did it not?"

"Yeah, so?"

"Can you tell me why Zim has a giant pig ballon?" She said.

"Why do you care?"

"Sir, just answer the question."

Dawg was silent for a moment, before saying: "I dunno, probably some reason."

"AHA!" Bether said, jumping in front of the TV. "But SURELY, if you were here for the five minutes that you claimed you were, then SURELY you would know WHY Zim was carrying a giant pig balloon! Am I right?!"

Dawg said nothing.

"ADMIT IT! You weren't here for the five minutes that you SAID you were!" Bether said, getting exited.

Dawg said nothing in his defense.

Bether leaned in closer to Dawg's face.

"Tell me, where WERE you five minutes ago?" She said.

Again, Dawg said nothing, his face fixed so that no sign of weakness showed.

KK went over to Dawg and said, "You'd better answer! Or we're calling Suga Mama!"

The door swung open, Emerald stepped in and out of a slight drizzle of rain.

"Yeah, I know, I'm late, but it was raining, and Spice was going nuts-" she broke off when she noticed everyone in the same room. "Um... am I interuppting something?" she asked hesitantly.

"No, you are just on time." said KK going over to her.

"Okay..." she said, still confused. Her ears were drenched and hung like a puppy's would.

KK took Emerald by the arm and dragged her over to the couch. "WHERE WERE YOU TEN MINUTES AGO?????"

"Walking through the rain, trying not to get mauled by the people in BG world or by Spice, and trying to read these directions." said Emerald as she rung out her ears.

"That all sounds like a big excuse to me!" said KK glareing at her.

"You lost me. Anyone going to clean that up?" said Emerald as she eyed the vase on the floor.

"THAT is just what I think you did!" said KK.