Who broke the vase?

When Ami turned to look at Abi, Abi had somehow gotten her earbuds from her iPod into her ear and was jamming out and singing along to Feel Good Inc by the Gorillas.

"Act your age, why don't you" said Ami.

"Hardly. I'm pretty sure that song cusses in it." said No One.

"I'm sorry what?" I said, pulling out my earbuds and realizing I had missed a conversation.

"I DON'T HAVE FLEAS YOU @f#$%$$#@#$$" Amy yelled at Bether.

"ABI!!!" yelled KK. "THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!! You need to pay attention!"

"You mean like you where paying attention when this pot got broken?" said Ricky.

"I wasn't in the room."

"Uh-huh.......sure........"

"I'LL, and Bether and KK will be the ones to say 'uh huh.. sure' AROUND HERE!!!" I said as I shoved my iPod into my pocket.

"My, your grammar is superb." A thoroughly amused Kanuki said from the corner, his arms folded as he leaned against the wall.

A cigarette hung loosely form his mouth as he spoke, the smoke rising to the ceiling.

"I'LL, and Bether, and KK, WILL BE THE ONE WITH THE SUPERB GRA-" Abi was cut off by L-Fang smacking the back of her head, making her fall forward.

The majority of the BGs stared at her.

"Someone had to do it" she said.

"Way to go, Sherlock." Kanuki said sarcastically, a puff of smoke puffing out of Kanuki's mouth as he spoke.

"We can do this two ways. We could go around the room and ask everyone where they were at the time the vase was broken, thus leading to a handful of "I didn't do its", and wasting time, or--" But then Kanuki paused.

"On second thought, go on ahead with your questioning." Kanuki said, his fiendish smile returning to his face once more.

Kanuki could easily sift through everyone's brains and read their memories of five minutes ago, but he thought he would enjoy watching them squirm, just for a bit.

Kanuki's smile widened as he pleased himself with his own devious thoughts.

"Fine then... AMY. Where were you five minutes ago?" Bether said, magnifying glass still raised.

"Ungh..." said Abi as she got up and rubbed her head. "What day is it?"

Kit Kat, leaped through the window and whirled around Kanuki's legs a few times before leaping over to me.

"Why, you're in the future." said Kit Kat. We just thawed you out of a giant ice cube"

"Does pudding still exist?" I asked as I got up. "Is Suga' Mama still alive? This place hasn't changed a bit!

"Hey, did you know if you say 'gullible' really slowly it sounds like green bean?" said Ami with a smirk.

"Guuuuulllllllliiiiiiiiiibllllllllle... I don't hear it..."

"Abi you are fine!" said KK. "You just bumped your head!"

Amy turned to Bether. "I was getting a sandwich....."

"WHAT KIND OF SANDWICH????" yelled Kay Kay

"HAM AND CHEESE!!!........When KK made me come over here in this room and....."

"HOW MUCH WAS IT????"

"I DON'T REMEMBER OKAY?!?!?!?"


"Hmmm..........Abi, write that down......."

"So I was just getting a sandwich when KK made me come here........"

"WHERE DID YOU GET THE SANDWICH????"

"@#$%$#@#$ FORGET IT!!!!!!!!" Amy started to turn green then stopped and said "Hey.....you know Seguei can read minds?"

"NO WAY!!!" said Seguei.

"Hmmm.... Segui being able to read minds.... you know, that could be a perfect cover-up for someone who BROKE THE VASE?" said Abi, invading Segui's personal space.

Seguei ((who's name is spelled really weird, cause I said so, and even my mom couldn't read what it said >_>()......)) turned Abi and said. "I could tell you that you are stupid for saying such a thing, that I have a giant hornet that could hurt you very badly and that I don't even know Sugar......"

"Suga!" said KK.

Seguei shot her a look then continued. "Suga Mama so why would I feel bad about brakeing her dumb vase anyway...........but I think it would just be better if I told you 'I didn't do it. So leave me alone!'"

"If Segui doesn't care about who Suga' Mama is let's just let her say she broke the vase and take on Suga' Mama?" said Ami.

"Because I don't want to kill KK's charrie, that would be rude." said Abi.

KK giggled.

"I don't even remember this vase!" said Amy. "Maybe if we just clean up the mess she wont notice!"

"SO YOU WANT TO HIDE IT???" yelled KK. "YOU ARE REALLY STARTING TO ACT LIKE YOU BROKE IT AMY!!!!!!!!"

Amy rolled her eyes.

"Yeah Amy..." said Abi as she narrowed her eyes, making it look like she was trying to solve a really hard math question.

"Hey, Seguei!" said KK. "Can you REALLY read minds???"

"I can read thoughts." said Seguei. "I can only read what the person is thinking at that time."

"Prove it!" said KK. "Read my mind!"

"No."

"WHY NOT???"

"Because I can only do it in my small lizard form, and if I turn into that, Amy would step on me."

"It's true!" said Amy smileing.

"That's impossible" said L-Fang, leaning coolly against the wall. "You can't read Kay Kay's mind, because she doesn't have a brain"

"That is SO not true!" said Abi. "I have a picture of her brain in my wallet."

L-Fang decided she didn't need to ask.