Teaching Johnny how to live

Johnny walked with Dawg through the small park. "AND WHAT IS THIS AND WHAT IS THIS AND WHAT IS THIS????" he called pointing to everything...

He waited for Dawg to explain how to do random stuff, because he really didn't know.

"WHAT'S THE FIRST LESSON???'' he couldn't wait to learn how to learn.

((Hate to burst yer bubble, but you wanna explain no me why yer playing Johnny? O_o))

((Well um, when KK made it she was sleeping over, on one computer I was logged in, and on the other she was, so we had a little mix-up. XDDDD))

((Ah. o3o))

Dawg sighed. He didn't know why he was here, why he had to take care of Johnny, and why he couldn't just kill him and leave him in a ditch.

Then he remembered that if he did, Suga Mama would prolly eat him of something.

What was even worse was that Bether redrew him in NORMAL CLOTHING.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40

((Lawl, I know I've used that before, I just couldn't resist. XD))

Bether refused to give him back his precious cloak until he'd finished his little adventure with Johnny.

"What do you want to know about first?" Dawg groaned, hoping that someone would come along and shoot him or something so he wouldn't have to do this.

Johnny thought a moment. Then gave up and hugged Dawg.

Dawg growled, and kicked Johnny into the drinking fountain.

Johnny giggled, and pulled his head out of the pipes a accidentally pushing the button as he did so. "Why is it peeing on me?" he asked.

Dawg groaned.

"It's not peeing on you, that's what happens when you press the button." Dawg said. "It's called a drinking fountain."

Johnny leaned closer. "AAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFF ALDKFJEELAJFLDJFLDFJ!!!!!!!" he suddenly started yelling as the water washed over his mouth and nose. "AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!"

Dawg stood and watched.

It would be so easy to just let him drown...

Then the ever-looming thought of Suga Mama popped into his brain once more, like toast does when it comes out of a toaster. Only you're not as happy to see Suga Mama as you are to see toast.

He growled to himself, and pulled Johnny away from the drinking fountain.

"You're doing it wrong. You don't inhale the water, you drink it." He said.

((LOLOLOL.
Toast.))

((XD))

Johnny vomited water everywhere and hugged Dawg, for the second time in two minutes.

"What do you mean? 'Drink'?" he asked.

Dawg mentally face/desked, as he peeled Johnny off of him like a diseased parasite.... Which Dawg didn't think was too far from the truth.

"Gawd, you do it all the time, moron!" Dawg growled. "You see me do it too!"

He hoped he wouldn't have to resort to actually showing him how to do the most simple and essential of all human tasks.

Johnny giggled violently, (which before now wasn't possible), and ran over to the drinking fountain and opened his mouth wide. "Grandma please feed me..." he said politly to the drinking fountain. That's how he got fet at home.

Dawg banged his head against the tree he was standing next to, hoping that he'd get a concussion and fall into a coma so he wouldn't have to deal with this.

Alas, he was still awake, and he walked over to the drinking fountain.

He pushed Johnny aside, and stood where Johnny was.

"Like this." Dawg said, barely restraining himself from lunging at Johnny in superior form and tearing out his windpipe.

He bent over the drinking fountain, pushed the button, and took a sip.

He then pulled himself back up, and wiped his mouth. "Do you see now?"