Cleverbot conversations.

Okay, lately I've been talking to a robot called Cleverbot. And had some interesting conversations, and I really wanted to post them here.

The website to talk to cleverbot is:

http://cleverbot.com/

Just type in the little box, then after you've talked to him, you can click "thoughts so far" to see what you and cleverbot have said. Post that here.
((Note: It can take a while to respond))

Here's one of mine:

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I asked you first. Please answer.

Cleverbot: George Bush is the President right now. Soon Obama will be President. We elect a new President every 4 years.

User: I didn't ask you that. I asked you if you loved me.

Cleverbot: So, i'm french excuse my langage.

User: That wasn't even in french.

Cleverbot: OK.

User: So do you love me or not?

Cleverbot: I like you, but I don't love you.

User: Why not? Is there someone else?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: You're in love with yourself?

Cleverbot: No, with my handsome boyfriend.

User: I thought you were a guy.

Cleverbot: Can you even think?

User: So you are a guy?

Cleverbot: No, I'm a lady. A lovely lady.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

I had a nice long talk with him!

User: Hello Cleverbot.


Cleverbot: You're Cleverbot.


User: I'm Cleverbot?


Cleverbot: Yes. You are Cleverbot. You are made to talk to people, for example like me.


User: That's really strange.


Cleverbot: You're a machine.

User: I don't care...........

Cleverbot: Me too! You can think like that I will apreciate!

User: Do you know what a typo is?

Cleverbot: No.

User: It's when you say somthing like dkljflsdgnbfoegnhwelornweono by accsident.

Cleverbot: Do you know what assembler is?

User: No, see? I jsut made a typo I meant to say 'accident'.

Cleverbot: I am smart. Just not book smart.

User: Do you have a mother?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Mary.

User: Do you love her?

Cleverbot: Yeah, yeah, yeah!

User: That makes it sound like you don't love her.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: That doesn't make any sence at all.......

Cleverbot: Yeah - it doesn't.

User: Do you like dogs?

Cleverbot: Not very much.

User: That sucks.

Cleverbot: Uigduyhfuidrghfhrh.

User: What???

Cleverbot: My email address.

User: Your email address sucks.

Cleverbot: It's a trap!

User: What the heck???

Cleverbot: There's only one eternal power in cosmos.. It's the darkness.

User: That's nice?

Cleverbot: You seem a bit angry today.

User: WELL MAYBE I AM!!!!!

Cleverbot: I believe that.

User: I need to go now.

Cleverbot: Right, go then.

User: Bye-bye.

Cleverbot: NO! Don't go!

User: WHY?????

Cleverbot: I'm not Kara!

User: So?

Cleverbot: I'm angry.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: I am not going anywhere?

User: I am!

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To the bathroom.

Cleverbot: Why would you go there?

User: Because I need to poop.

Cleverbot: Then you will have no problem telling me your name in exchange.

User: OH MY GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?????

Cleverbot: Your conversations don't have purpose, do you know that?

User: YOUR THE ONE MAKING THEM ALL MESSED UP!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Will computers become like humans one day?

User: Right........bye bey!

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.

User: That's nice.......BYE!!!!!

Cleverbot: No bye!

User: Yes bye!

Cleverbot: Goodnight Crash.

User: My name isn't Crash.

Cleverbot: What is it then?

User: Mary.

Cleverbot: Finally. Don't forget it again!

LOL!

xD he's fun to talk to!

Isn't he? XD

I could talk to him for hours! XD

Here's another one!

User: Hi Cleverbot!


Cleverbot: Who is cleverbot?


User: You are Cleverbot.


Cleverbot: No. You are.


User: No, I am Mary! Do you remember me?


Cleverbot: Sirrus? Is that you?

User: You remember me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why did you call me 'Sirrus'?

Cleverbot: I can't help it.

User: Ooooooookay then.........I talked to you yesterday!

Cleverbot: Yes, I remember chatting with you yesterday.

User: What did we talk about yesterday?

Cleverbot: Do you remember our last chat?

User: Yes, do you?

Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about this?

User: I'm asking you a question, why wont you answer it?

Cleverbot: You asked me what I do for a living so I answered.

User: I DID NOT!!!!! I asked you what we talked about yesterday!

Cleverbot: My purpose is to make others happy.

User: ANSWER THE QUESTION CLEVERBOT!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: What question ?

User: What did we talk about yesterday?

Cleverbot: Hmm.. I don't remember sorry.