Bad Guy World Idol!! SOMEBODY RESPOND TO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Okay, practice with me now!" said KK to a very angry Seguei.

"No."

"OH COME ON!!!!!" yelled KK. "It's really easy! Marry had a little lamb who's....."

"NO!!!!"

"But look how cute Fizzle is!"

"He hates it."

"He likes it!"

"HE'S GOT TUFFTS OF WOOL GLOOED ALL OVER HIM, AND HE'S GOT A BELL AROUND HIS NECK!!!! HE HATES IT!!!!!"

"But you like your costume!"

"No."

"Dangit Abi! I am NOT singing Shoes by Kelly!" said Emerald stubbornly.

"But it's SO incredibly easy! It goes like 'Shoes... shoes... shoes... OMG shoes..."' Abi tried to pursuade her.

"For one thing, I don't like that song one bit, and she starts saying a very bad word in the end of the song!"

"You're right, the audiance fills up with a lot of babies. How about Mr Sandman by the Chordettes?" asked Abi smally.

"I would rather sing Do You Like Waffles by Parry Gripp!" Emerald yelled.

"Then do that!"

"I don't want to!"

"MAKE UP YOUR MIND WOMAN." said Abi as she stormed off to see what Ami was going to do.

"I'M SINGING Do You Like Waffles!" yelled Johnny at Emerald.

"Scar? What are you singing?" asked KK.

"Nothing."

"AWWWWW COME ON!!!!"

Dawg froze in his tracks when Abi said "multi-thousand".

"In that case, forget it." He groaned.

Suddenly, Miki appeared in front of him, and she ran over to him.

"Aww, c'mon Dawg! It aughta be fun! I'm doin' it too, maybe we could do a duet've sum kind!" She said energetically.

Dawg didn't say anything, but it seemed like he complied once more, as he silently followed her behind the stage.

"Me! Me! I wanna sing with someone!" Rey said happily, waving his hand frantically in the air.

He ran over to Okami, his red eyes as cute ant innocent as they could be.

"Will you sing and dance with me?" He said cutely.

She turned her dark blue head, and the gem on her forehead glimmered in the stage light. Her red eyes glittered like gems, a she politely said in a low growl: "Sorry, I don't sing. And I don't dance with maggots."

She was obviously holding her tongue, since she didn't want to get thrown out.

Rey pouted. "Meanie!" He yelled after her as she walked away like a massive cat of some kind.

He ran over to Arisa, who was doing checking all the lights to see if the worked correctly. Though she was a pirate, she was also adept with machinery.

"Will you sing and dance with me?" He said, putting on his cute face again.

"No, I have to do the lights for the show. Besides, I don't like you. Go ask Dawg or something." She said harshly, fiddling with some wires.

"But I think Dawg's doing something with his girl friend!" He whined.

An indignant "Shaddup!" came form the direction from which Dawg was last seen.

"Shh....You hear that?" Arisa said, holding her paw up to her ear really quickly.

"What? What do you hear?" Rey asked naively. He knew she was going to say something mean, but he didn't really care.

"That's the sound of me not caring." She said, obviously annoyed, as she walked away.

Rey sighed sadly.

"Who will sing and dance with me?!" He yelled to the ceiling, as if asking god the question personally.

Bether wrote:He yelled to the ceiling, as if asking god the question personally.

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Johnny went up to Rey. "I'll sing with you!" he said. "I'm singing Do You Like Waffles! I don't know the words, but I like waffles!"

Rey was hesitant. Though Rey himself was annoying, he wasn't as bad as Johnny...

"Yeah, I know the words... Can you dance?" He asked cautiously.

"I'M A GOOD DANCER!!!" said Johnny. He started moveing his feet and hands randomly looking like a "constepated monkey made of Jell-O" as Amy put it.

"OH MAH GAWD the show is about to start and NONE of you guys are ready! No One do you even have a song?!" said Abi, she waved her hands around idioticly.

"I told you, I'm not singing" No One said calmly.

Abi groaned. "Just-just look at my iPod and find a random song!" Abi tossed him the iPod.

No One caught it easily, then randomly picked a song.

Of course, it would turn out to be Caramelldansen.

He looked for another.

"L-Fang! Are you ready? You ARE dressing fancy right? Everyone get in your nice clothes! Dick put on your nice jeans!" Abi directed her BGs around as if they were livestock.

"Yeah, I got it." said L-Fang. She walked over to the judges table wearing a suave looking dark purple dress. It only had one strap, Abi had drawn a picture of it when she had to go to the movies with Alex.

Ricky went over to the judges table wearing the same thing he always had on. A red shirt, blue pants and dark brown shoes. He sat down and said "Okay. Bring on some people I can make fun of!"

The curtens opend. No one ((not the guy XD)) walked out.

"GIEZ!!!!!! WARE R DAH SNGERZ????" yelled Bonbon.

L-Fang sat at the judges table. She was in the middle.

"Where is everyone? These free tickets were SO not worth it" Little Skip crossed her arms.

Abi quickly ran the brush through her hair, ignoring ahow she would've licked to scream 'ow'. She threw on a pair of nice looking jeans, a white shirt with a black jacket over it so it looked like a tux, then tied a black velvet bow around her neck. She sprinted out onto the stage and grabbed a mike.

"Okay, um, there will be a small delay before you see anyone go on. In the meantime, check under your seats to find a tetris game or a puzzle or something" Abi said quickly. She covered the mike with her hand and leaned towards the judges' table. "Hey L-Fang... can you...?" Abi whispered to her.

With a sigh, L-Fang waved her fingers, and as always, dark magic swirled around them. Tetris games appeared beneith all the seats.

"Thanks" said Abi as she sprinted backstage.

"Don't mention it, seriously" L-Fang muttered.

Bonbon picked up the small puzzle, then started chewing on it. "It taysts lykk diearreea...." she said.

"Oh no! There's nobody out there!" Abi turned and saw Jimmy and Kit Kat. "You two! Go sing this. You guys are ready!" she handed them a piece of paper with lyrics on it.

Kit Kat read them thoroughly. "But I don't like Jimmy!" she complained.

"GO!!!!" Abi screamed so loud she was pretty sure the audiance and anyone within five miles could hear.

The two ran out on stage, too frightened to argue any further.

Kit Kat came skipping out in a tank top and bellbottom pants, pink of course. Jimmy was wearing... nothing except for a bowtie.

They began to sing this song, skipping around the stage enthusiasticly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4lyz4PlePs
(You don't have to watch the video, or watch all of it)

((XD))

When they had finished Ricky said, "Well................you go first L-Fang......."

"AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Bonbon from the crowd

Jimmy and Kit Kat bowed. Jimmy fell forward, but people didn't seem to care. Most eyes were on Kat.

"Nuuu. Randy judges first, then Paula, then Simon. Speaking of which..." Abi looked around for Kanuki, then gave up and walked on stage to face the cheering audiance.

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! GO KIT KAT" yowled a cat who just seemed to have appeared in the audiance. She was black and white, and oddly, though she looked like a black and white cat, she had wolflike features. She looked a lot like No One.

Ricky rolled his eyes, "I've seen Paula go first!" he said. "N-not that I watch that show....." he said quickly. "Okay......7.5 out of 10!"