Alternate World Thing

Miki shuddered at Phoebe's actions.

She was almost ready to puke.

Just then, Arisa appeared behind Miki, wearing a black ninja suit with a katana on her back (I've heard that ninjas are the opposite of pirates, so I thought I might as well. XD)

Miki turned around to look, and Arisa pulled down her ninja mask in greeting.

"Hey there!" She said, grinning happily.

Miki was just about ready to cry at this point.

"Oh my good golly gosh those pom poms are SOO cute!"

L-Fang skipped towards them, holding a basket of flowers. Bee sat on a rooftop with a video camera.

Case walked by, his hair slicked back and was wearing a suit and tie.

Keith came after him, wearing jeans and a t-shirt that looked like a cat and last night's dinner attacked it.

"Yo yo yo! Whazzup mah homies? I just came back from a party and it was off the shizzllllllllllllllllllllle!" Said Keith. He seemed to be a little drunk.

"I, too, was at a rather fun event. It was lovely, tea and all." Said Case.

"Ya shoulda SEEN all da beers I chugged. FOOTBALL!!" Said Keith.

((IZeke says hai. x3))

((Hi Zekez. =3=

OOOH! I just noticed that Zekez is spelled the same way backwards. XD

Now, what to make Kanuki...

A Janitor? Nah, maybe a Priest... >_>))

Arisa smiled, and disappeared, reappearing again next to L-Fang and Erika.

"Hey girls!" She laughed, not in a hot pink ninja suit for some reason.

Miki paused, then, stifled hysterical laughter.

She might as well enjoy it, whatever it was.

Meanwhile...

Rey kept to the sidewalk, hands in his pockets as the group approached a large, crowded bank.

He grinned evilly.

"Well fellas, you wanna do this ninja-style, or casual bank robber-style?" He said.

((Kanuki should be a GANGSTA! Or learn how to Contra dance.))

"Casual." Said Jimmy, slipping his gun into his pocket.

Dick rolled in the mud, giggling.

"Children. What are you to do with them?" Said Case, sighing.

Nightmare walked over. She was tall, and wore a plain black t-shirt and pants.

"Hi Nightmare!" Said L-Fang.

"Grrr." She said, shaking her fist at L-Fang.

"I agree," Jack said. "Ninja style is more cautious, and we probably have a higher chance of succeeding, but causual bank robber style is much more of a good time." He slipped on shades, and brought out a machine gun.

Meanwhile . . .

Erika smiled at L-Fang and Phoebe. "Phoebe! How is life as a cheerleader suiting you?"

"Grrrrrr-ATE!!!!" Phoebe shouted, waving her pom poms.

Suddenly, there was a roar, and straddling a black Harley Davidson motorcycle, Dawn drove up. She had black shades on. She stopped quickly, creating skid marks in the road.

"Dawnie!" Erika and Phoebe squealed together.

Dawn lowered her shades. "Yeah?"

"What are you doing on the back of a motorcycle?!"

"Um, yeah, about that . . ." Police sirens could be heard nearby. Dawn glanced over her shoulder. "I'll explain later. Gotta dash!" She drove off, doing a wheely before swerving around a bend, out of sight.

Suddenly, Cole flew up. He had a white toga on, with sandles on and, believe it or not, WINGS. He was an angel.

"Hi Cole!" Erika said.

"Hey, sweet thang!" Phoebe said, imitating Zach from the Sweet Life of Zach and Cody.

Cole looked over. "Hello, earthlings," he said.

Meanwhile . . .

Missy was a ninja also. (She's a pirate too normally, so . . . ). She crept up to Miki. She made no sound and just watched also.

Meanwhile . . .

Kiwi was sitting on top of a cellphone tower, also filming it all. "OMG this is beautiful!"

Meanwhile . . .

Jessica walked up to to L-Fang and Erika and Phoebe and Cole and Ami and Arisa.

She looked like this:
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/01/tn2pauleyperrette4.jpg

"What's up?" she asked in a toneless, bored voice.

((Kanuki's already gangsta! XD Need something else--OH EM GEE, I GOT IT!!!!! XDDDD BWAHAHAHAHAAA, IT'S INGENIUS!!))

Arisa twisted her face in disgust.

"Ugh, black is so, not your color!" Arisa said, dropping her hand by the wrist in a comical, girly move.

The normal Arisa would've shot herself if she ever did that.

Miki giggled, hoping that Bether was getting all this on film.

Bether was suddenly perched next to Bee, looking at the scene below.

"Wutcha dooin'?" She asked curiously.

Meanwhile...

"Alright then, let's go." Rey said, grinning evilly as he made sure that the Bazooka he left in his pocket was still there.

It was. XD

"Hold it." A voice said.

Rey looked down the dark alley from which it came, to see Markus, his hair ratted and messy.

He worse all black, with a ripped and torn black lab coat on top.

But most of all was the look in his sea blue eyes. He looked like he just escaped from the crazy house. Which he did.

"Would you like some assistance in your little endeavor?" He said smoothly, hands in his pockets.

Rey smirked.

"Well, if it isn't my good old cousin. How many times is it now that you've escaped?" He said smartly

"17 and a half." He said, grinning madly.

Rey turned to the others as if asking their opinion on whether or not they should let him join.

"Who's this freak?" Said Chuck.

"Dunno. Looks kind of off." Said Jimmy.

Meanwhile...

Bee turned to Bether.

"This is for the next movie night. You should have SEEN the last one!!" She said, giggling madly.

"Black? BLACK? ARE YOU INSANE? You need a shopping trip." Said L-Fang to Jessica.

Just then, out from behind a tree a sixteen year old, muscular Johnny with a white shirt with ripped sleaves walked over to them.

His hair was smoothed back in a short ponytail, he had a tattoo on his arm, and a single shark tooth earing.

He also had stubble on his chin and a red brown eyes.

((*diez of the creepiness*))

"You wouldn't start without me now would you." It should've been a question, but the way he said it, it sounded like a command.

Amy in pink dress with sunflowers on it came skipping over to where Phoebe, L-Fang, Erika and Dawn where, singing.

"HELLO FRIENDS!!!" she cried happily.

Remmi walked over to them, he had on a several gold chains that said: "gangsa" on them, a backwards Baceball cap, some gold rings and many gold earings. " 'Sup @#$%&@#?" he asked, shaking his hands at them, in a gangser-ish way.

Ricky rushed at them. "OHEMGEE!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed. "I JUST GOT THE SEVENTH ISSUE OF XMEN!!!!!!!!!!"

He had this kind of look about him:
http://www.kevinmenzie.com/illustrations/graphics/nerd.jpg

Scar ran towards them giggling. "OH MY I JUST LOVE BLOOMING FLOWERS!!!!!!!!" he cried.

Suddenly, Dawn rode around the corner into Rey, Jack, Jimmy, Chuck, Markus, and Jonathon on the Harley. "Ah, I've throne them off for now," she said. Out of her pocket, she pulled a pack of cigarettes, and put one in her mouth. She found a liter, and started trying to light it.

"Those things will give you cancer," Jack said coldly. "And, if you are dumb enough not to know this, cancer is a disease. That will kill you."

Dawn gave him a withering look. "I'm evil, not stupid. And who cares? I'll get kimo." She succeeded in lighting the cigarette, and inhaled deeply.

Jack turned away. "I do not care if this fellow joins us," he said to Rey. "You are the one who seems to know him."

Meanwhile . . .
"I know! Jessie, why do you where black?" Erika inquired.

"Because it's the color of my soul." Jessica replied dully.

"What you need is, like, totally some SPIRIT!!!" Phoebe shouted, promptly doing a backflip.

Meanwhile . . .

Kiwi, with her video camera, appeared next to Bether and Bee. "Omigod, have you guys seen this?!" she asked, still filming.

KK appeared next to them. "YES IT'S SO STRANGE!!!!!!!!! What do you think happend???"

Seguei came slowly walking towards them, she was looking at the ground and seemed like she was being very carful of where she stepped. Suddenly she screamed. "A LEAF!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GUNNA DIE!!!!!!!!" she ran over Amy and started crying.

Amy looked like she felf very bad for Seguei. "Don't cry Gue! It's okay!" Amy hugged Seguei, who hugged back.

Scar danced around them doing cart wheels.

"Wut a g33k!" said Ricky.

"Ino rit?" Said Jason. "Wut a tot@l nub."

"Nubcake." Said Shakka.

"Who CARES what happened to them? This is gold." Said Bee, still taping.

Meanwhile....

"Dawn." Said Jimmy, as an interesting greeting.

Dawn glanced up. She blew out a mouthful of smoke.

Meanwhile . . .

"We need to put this stuff on Youtube," Kiwi said joyfully.

Meanwhile . . .

"Awww, poor Seguei!" Erika said. She reached into her basket, and pulled out a lollypop that looked like this:
http://www.goodygoodygumdrops.com.au/shop/images/pt_561.jpeg

"Want a piece of candy?" she offered the lollypop sweetly to Seguei.

"Seguei, what you really need is a vacation! A day at the beach, a trip to the spa, maybe a massage." Phoebe turned critically to Jessica. "What you need is a pedicure, and a manicure. A trip to the hair salon, definately. New makeup, totally. Plus, some new clothes, jewelry, and shoes."

Jessica saw what Phoebe was planning, and started backing up. Phoebe grabbed her arm. "We're going to the mall. You'll thank me for this later."

Seguei took the lollypop, then and licked it. "This isn't poison is it?" then her eyes widened. "Wait, the mall, i-i-is that s-safe?" she stammered.

"YAY!!!!!!!!" Amy yelled.

Scar skipped towards them. "THE MALL??? CAN I COME TOO???"

"We can all go!" Phoebe cheered.

"There's room for everyone," Erika said kindly.

Cole smiled. "I would like to come also."

Erika whistled, and a white pony rode up. "Car gas breaks down the ozone layer," she explained. "So I rescued Glinda from her abusive owner, and she gladly will carry me or anybody anywhere!"

Phoebe snapped her fingers, and in a puff of white smoke, a sparkly pink carriage appeared on the back of Glinda. "So we can all ride!" she said happily.

Erika got up by the reins, as Phoebe and Cole got in the back and waited for the others.

Meanwhile . . .

Kiwi was giggling uncontrolabley. She was still filming. "Oh my heck, I can't wait until they change back, preferabley after a long time, maybe a week. They'll all have strokes when they see this!"

Meanwhile . . .

Dawn, in boredom, pulled out her iPod. Strangely, instead of being lime green, now it was black. She started listening to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObhqbdnAdPc&feature=related
((if you don't pay too much attention to the lyrics other than the chorus, it's quite good.))

Arisa hopped in the carriage, her pink ninja suit matching the pink carriage itself.

Bether cocked her head like a confused dog.

"Arisa's freakin' me out." She said, lawling and holding up a bag of snacks. "Pretzals anyone?"

Meanwhile...

Markus smirked when Dawn pulled out her cigarette.

"That doesn't sound like a bad idea..." He said, pulling out a cigarette of his own, and lighting it with a flame on his fingertip.

Rey sighed, and pressed up his shades.

"Let's just go..." He said, walking up to the bank and walking in.

Markus gave a small laugh of insanity, and followed his dearest cousin.